Thursday, November 30, 2006

Food for Today

A Teacher in an Elementary school loves to cook and every morning she will ask the students what kind of meat they ate after she let them taste whatever she cooked.

First day, after cooking a chicken, she let the students taste the chicken meat that she cooked and then asked the students a question.

Teacher: Class, what kind meat did you eat today?

Students: Chicken Mam!!. Chicken. All most all of them at the same time.

Next day, the teacher cooked "Beef" then asked the students the following morning what kind of meat they ate.

Teacher: Class, what kind of meat did you ate today?

Students: Beef!!.. Beef Mam (all the same time again).

The 3rd day she cooked a "deer meat" then asked the students the same question.

Teacher: OK class, what kind of meat are you eating today.

Since that is the first time they eat a deer they can't tell what kind of meat they are eating. The Teacher decided to give them a clue. Class, I will give you a clue, this is how your Dad call your mom in the morning. One of the students shouted on top of his voice and told his classmates,

Student: Spit it out!!.. spit it out!!.. IT'S AN ASSHOLE!!!... Spit it out!!!....

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