Host: What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?
Contestant: Hmmm...taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Contestant: Taptoy na teddy bird.
* * *
Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl: Bocaue.
Host: Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines. Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it’s a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
* * *
Host (of Little Miss Philippines contest): Anong gusto mo paglaki mo?
Contestant: Maging lalaki po!
* * *
Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.
* * *
Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant: Bra!
* * *
Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can’t why, why can’t I?
* * *
Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.
* * *
Host (of a gay beauty contest): What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?
Contestant (Hesitating, thinking and then smiling): Eggplant po!
* * *
Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po!
* * *
Host (of a gay beauty contest): Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Contestant: I think and believe na bilang isang bading...ano nga po ulit ’yung question?
* * *
Host: What is your favorite motto?
Contestant (After a long pause): Don’t have a motto, eh. (The crowd helps her out, "Time is gold! Time is gold!")
Contestant: I have na po. Chinese gold!
* * *
Host: So you’re vegetarian. What is your favorite vegetable?
Contestant: I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and...what’s that? Kalabash?
* * *
Host: Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl: Jose Rizal. (Crowd starts laughing)
Host: Who is your favorite hero then?
Contestant: Hulk Hogan.
* * *
Host: If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Female Contestant: Hmmm... A bumble bee!
* * *
Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl: My edge...23 years old.
* * *
Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I’ll be 28.
* * *
Host: So you like reading. Who’s your favorite author?
Girl: Hmmm... Shakespeare.
Host: What works of Shakespeare?
Girl: Hindi ko po alam, eh.
Host: But he’s your favorite.
Girl: Eh kasi patay na siya, eh!
* * *
Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal, eh!
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