Great Quotes by Great Ladies

Inside every older lady is a younger lady --
wondering what the hell happened?

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But
I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and
seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of
them as strayeyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get
worse.

-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never
owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry
with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My
first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must
do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in
through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as
men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together
and your body starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes
several days attack me at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just
have to be a horrible warning.

-Catherine-

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded
kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss.
And they called ME slow!

-Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because
I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-


If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be
wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can
ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go
shopping. Men invade another country..

-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If
you want anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to
combine marriage and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a
man, I keep his house.

-Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your
permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-