- you're related to everyone.
- your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy"
- you have uncles and aunts names Boy, Girlie, or Baby.
- you have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables, such as Jun-Jun, Ling-Ling, Mon-Mon.
- you call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito and "Tita."
- All of your children have 4 or 5 names.
- you greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.
- you always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave a room.
- your grandmother greets you by giving you "smelling kisses."
- you live with your parents until - and at times even after you're married.
- you can't build or buy a house unless you first consult a feng shui expert.
- your house has a distinctive smell.
- you decorate your living room wall with your family's framed diplomas and certificates.
- you decorate your dining room wall with a giant wooden spoon and fork and a picture of the Last Supper.
- you keep your furniture wrapped in plastic.
- most of your home decor is made out of wicker.
- your house has a "dirty" kitchen and a "clean" kitchen.
- your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth.
- you recycle plastic shopping bags as garbage bags.
- you own "Footsteps in the Sand" poster.
- you have a piano that no one plays.
- you keep a tabo in your bathroom.
- you own a "barrel man."
- you use a stone to scrub yourself in the shower.
- you use Vicks Vapor Rub as an insect repellant.
- your meal isn't complete without rice.
- you use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice.
- you can't eat a meal without a spoon and fork.
- you feel insulted if your visitors don't eat what you offer them.
- you always cook 3 times more than what your visitors can consume, when there's a party.
- your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.
- you can't enjoy a meal without patis or bagoong.
- you eat fried Spam and hotdogs with rice.
- you eat mangoes with rice - with great gusto.
- you enjoy chocolate rice pudding and dried salted fish for breakfast.
- you have a rosary or "fake bananas" hanging from your rear view mirror.
- you tail an ambulance or cop just to beat the traffic.
- your car horn can either laugh, bark, or moo.
- your car plays a song when it backs up.
- you can squeeze 15 passengers into your Honda Civic without a second thought.
- you think traffic regulations are recommendations, not rules.
- you think that traffic signs apply to everybody except yourself.
- you point with your lips.
- you eat using your hands and have it down to technique.
- your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
- you collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir's sake."
- you go to a department store and try to bargain the prices.
- you use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.
- you scratch your head when you don't know the answer.
- you play pusoy and mahjong.
- you put your hand in front of you as if to make a path and say "Excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of them.
- you buy tons of bath towels when they go on sale.
- you still wear outdated clothes you have when you first came to the USA.
- you say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom"
- you say "for take out" instead of "to go."
- you "open" or "close" the lights.
- you ask for "Colgate" instead of "toothpaste."
- you say Kodakan instead of "take a picture."
- you turn around when someone says "pssst."
- you say "Cutex" instead of "nail polish."
- you say "he" when you mean "she" and vice versa.
- you say "air-con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner.
- you pronounce "F" for "P" or "P" for "F".
- you own a karaoke system.
- you have 5 pairs of tsinelas on your doorstep.
- you refer to your VCR as the "Beytamax"
- you have a rice dispenser with a matching rice cooker.
- you own a Mercedez and call it "chedeng"
- you have "My Shaldan" air freshener in your car.
- you were raised to believe that every Filipino has an aunt, uncle, and cousins.
- your mom or sister is a nurse.
- you consider dilis the Filipino equivalent of french fries.
- you dip bread in your morning coffee.
- "Goldilocks" means more to you than just a character in a fairy tale.
- your baon is usually something over rice.
- you eat rice for breakfast.
- you wash and re-use plastic utensils and styrofoam cups.
- you have a supply of frozen lumpia in the freezer.
- you have an ice-shaver for making halo-halo.
- you have to have a bottle of Jufran handy.
- you know that chocolate meat isn't really made out of chocolate.
- you spend Holy Week either performing acts of penitence or vacationing.
- you get together with family at a cemetery on All Saints' Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.
- you think the Christmas season begins in September and ends in January.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
How to tell if you're a real Pinoy
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